my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

dashofirish:

but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down 

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then he posted this on instagram 

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and he made a twitter for graham the cat

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graham posted a photo too

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in conclusion ed sheeran is great and graham is one lucky kitten

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

laughhard:

Is it weird that I’m 25 and want to buy this?

spiralalien:

the other day

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

kevwil:

"Red Rock Winter" by ValerieMillett (http://500px.com/photo/54595240)